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comedyblogger:

drinking underage like


I’m overage and want this

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

I’m overage and want this

waiting4aweasley:

Never disobey Minerva McGonagall

waiting4aweasley:

Never disobey Minerva McGonagall

I’m pretty much going to have the house to myself for 10 hours. This means cooking an epic dinner and drinking a bottle of wine.

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

aeris33:

You know what I want to see?

A fanfiction where Fred Weasley is pulling pranks in Heaven and Snape is just like, “Why me?”

And James and Sirius are egging him on, laughing all the time

dancingtothelight:

I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it
this is where I found it
but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery
original source thanks to a lovely individual

dancingtothelight:

I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it

this is where I found it

but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery

original source thanks to a lovely individual

loveatitsfinest:

HELL YEAH

thesassysteph:

I’m not okay.

thesassysteph:

I’m not okay.

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

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